Bad decision by parent

It even says “little nugget“ on her onesie :D

She could annoy her coworkers by saying stuff like , I feel like I've been here my whole life, someone brags about how much time and seniority that they have she can always say " that aint shit , I was born here".

As someone born in a hospital, surely I should get free medical coverage and a job as a nurse at 14??

Oh boy, a guaranteed job at a homophobic fast food restaurant