Yes I’m shark. Yes I walks on land. Yes we exist

Yes I'm the Grim Reaper. Yes I deliver babies. Yes I exist.

Veganism is not consuming animal products. I think what she was thinking of was an animal rights activist or someone who realizes the issue and wants it to disappear but doesn't feel like their actions have impact

The stupid is strong in this one

Yes I am drunk. Yes I’m drunk. Yes is drunk

That last one is my favorite.