Let the ants have some food

More like “Hey, me and 846503501 other ants want some crumbs, ok?“

More like we want to search every square inch of your body for crumbs please? And i’m Like no man that’s not ok

My problem with them is only their stings

I get the feeling that whoever wrote this has never been swarmed by a nest of fireants seeking revenge for their now-downtrodden home in the tall grass that you didn't even fucking know was there.
(One word: Texas.)

Twitter breaking new comedy ground, as usual (he said with withering sarcasm).