Just be totally upfront. (If you can't handle topics like this, don't downvote me and just don't read the following)
Just say: You know, when I'm taking a shower, I'd find it totally hot if you just came in and took me there and then.
The fact that you're apparently living together should mean that you've been a couple long enough for sentences like this to not be awkward/embarassing anymore.
You would think so, but for me I've been living with my partner for 6 years and there's still too much embarrassment for me to speak that openly.
Well done to you for being that comfortable with yourself and relationship though.
I talked to someone for a week, and she'd just text me that they're horny or just masturbated. We weren't even together and she didn't want to be. I think it's because I'm so fucked up and unable to lie that people just don't really feel anything wrong with... Okay, I'm crying now, and I can't find a quote. They just used to feel comfortable with me.
I do not say that all muslim are horrible child molesters. I am saying that Islam has a big problem with oppressive beliefs, child molestation, and murder that needs to be fixed. Anyone who says otherwise is indicating support in all the attrocities that they perform.
Cultural racism is still racism. And you are telling me that I misunderstood you when you said “Islam is a detriment to our world” or “Benevolent muslims are the minority” and I must have completely missed you message when you said “By defending Islam like you're doing you are allowing women and children to be raped and women and homosexuals to be stoned in the streets. Their blood is on your hands every time you try to claim they aren't that bad”. Hard to be a guest at your little pitty party here when I know you are full of hate.
I come into the bathroom daily when my husband showers after work and just tell him about my day, or the kids, or whatever I feel like. Sometimes I do naughty things but honestly shower sex is overrated and I’m clumsy and have fallen before- it fucking HURTS (physically and my pride lol) so just a side thought.
Yeah, shower sex sucks. She is hogging the water and Im cold af (which doesnt help you get started), its slippery af, and I almost drowned going for oral. 0/10, wouldnt do it again.
thirding the shower sex is overrated. Fucking stubbing your toe on the drain thingy at the bottom... fuck that.
Now a bathtub can be wayyyy less trouble... but I'd still kinda want to wear pool shoes.
Being upfront is ideal, but baring that you have more subtle options.
Perhaps asking him to help wash or back or offering to wash his, and then when you have him in the shower try flirting a bit. Even a pretty dense person will pick up the hints eventually. And, so long as you have the kind of relationship where unexpected foreplay is okay between you, you could push into foreplay once your in the shower.
Just say: You know, when I'm taking a shower, I'd find it totally hot if you just came in and took me there and then.
The fact that you're apparently living together should mean that you've been a couple long enough for sentences like this to not be awkward/embarassing anymore.
Well done to you for being that comfortable with yourself and relationship though.
And here is the graph about sharia law to be precise: http://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/2013/04/gsi2-overview-1.png
I do not say that all muslim are horrible child molesters. I am saying that Islam has a big problem with oppressive beliefs, child molestation, and murder that needs to be fixed. Anyone who says otherwise is indicating support in all the attrocities that they perform.
Now a bathtub can be wayyyy less trouble... but I'd still kinda want to wear pool shoes.
Perhaps asking him to help wash or back or offering to wash his, and then when you have him in the shower try flirting a bit. Even a pretty dense person will pick up the hints eventually. And, so long as you have the kind of relationship where unexpected foreplay is okay between you, you could push into foreplay once your in the shower.