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the_grinch
· 5 years ago
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I wish for eternal solitude
deleted
· 5 years ago
Wish granted, but you’re the only human being on this planet. No newsfeed, no memes, no internet.
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the_grinch
· 5 years ago
Works for me. All the books I could ever read. For free
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scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
There is actually a set of buildings dedicated to that exact thing.
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Ok I gotta know more about this. Please tell us more.
scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
I’m not going to do your work for you. You can easily find the information in your local library. Take some initiative!
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fkdissht
· 5 years ago
I’d wish for unlimited respawning like in a video game! If I get hit by car and die I wake up 5 min later in bed! If I had a real rough day I can commit suicide bam wake up 5 min later in bed! Only way to die is by natural causes! Or I’ll wish to bang that genie!
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Wish granted, but your memory is a short-term one too. It ends upon every death. You have to relearn everything again upon every respawn.
fkdissht
· 5 years ago
I can live with that at least I’ll have a good reason why I don’t know why grabbing on random hot chicks is bad!
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deleted
· 5 years ago
- Gives you a high five.- Keep rocking on, dude!
scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
I want the power of regenerative healing. I would then cut my penis off repeatedly until I had a sufficient number to literally hit someone with a bag of dicks.
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under_fire
· 5 years ago
This is a new level of dickery
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scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
Thank you. :)
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captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Have fun cleaning the mess tho
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deleted
· 5 years ago
@scatmandingo - Wish granted, but you are now a lizard.
scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
Damn. That’s cold blooded.
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deleted
· 5 years ago
That's a good one. I had to give you the props for it!
