Who wouldve thought the day that you become the old geezer would arrive so soon

There is a point that you realize that you have gone from “that interesting older guy” at the bar to “the creepy old guy” at the bar. That point is 33.

You spend more of your life as the creepy old guy.

Lol. Not a geezer yet. That age is odd yes, people you would’ve dated a year or so ago are suddenly off limits. You’ll start to naturally distinguish the “mature” figure of people your age- and still won’t be a geezer yet. Wait until the day you see a “cute” college student and they are cute- but like a child seeing the penguins at the zoo. You don’t even feel weird because sexual and romantic thoughts don’t even enter your mind because you feel like you’re looking at an 8yo in little multi colored overalls playing with a ball even though they’re “adults” playing beer pong on their lawn. They’ll be dressed up for the club or a social and you’ll just see little kids wearing daddies suit or mommies make up and heels and think it’s cute how grown up they are pretending to be. Although... some people do just become creepy old pervs... you’ll know when you get there.

I only like girls close to my age, though

As long as it's the "aw, I wanna pat their heads" and not the "I want to take her out on a date" kind of cute, it's fine