He could’ve been switched at birth
5 years ago by dash224 · 1466 Likes · 12 comments · Popular
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jscott18
· 5 years ago
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He should send a sample to a different testing company. They will come back with a different result. Maybe even Italian this time!
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sm19
· 5 years ago
Just because you're not ethnically Italian doesn't mean you can't be culturally Italian. It seems silly to throw the baby out with the bath water after all this time.
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granlobomalo
· 5 years ago
I can already hear the ‘Stop appropriating my culture!’ shouts now.
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honeybumblebee
· 5 years ago
There's always going to be backlash from sensitive turds after all. Let's be all like Mario! Woo!
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sm19
· 5 years ago
If all my family was from Canada, we moved to the Ukraine, I'd be culturally Ukrainian but still ethnically not. If you grew up in the culture, it's silly to give that up if it doesn't match your ethnicity!
bethorien
· 5 years ago
the obsession with what your blood says you are is mostly an American thing. It's a lot less common in parts of Europe. I've heard quite a few europeans express confusion at why americans feel the need to call themselves irish or german or whatever
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lolcats121
· 5 years ago
Maybe they're so ashamed to be an american that they are trying to find an excuse to call themselves something else?
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lemmingoverlord
· 5 years ago
Also, in Italy there is no middle-ground. You cannot be ethnically Italian and not be culturally Italian too ;)
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deleted
· 5 years ago
You should walk up to one of them while they're upset and go "Ayeee wazzamatta you?"
guest
· 5 years ago
*cries in italian*
guest
· 5 years ago
Any Italian's worst nightmare.
cassyinlove
· 5 years ago
Maybe he's adopted.
