It was 7:30 am. I was working on an essay, just said hi to be polite, and this happened

Oh luckily this was not needed, as she actually carried her prescription with her and happily showed it to me. I mean, it took half an hour to get it so of course now she's going to use it religiously. It should be okay by the end of the week, but her parents are gonna be mad if she tells them because they always tell her to take her probiotics and this would not have happened if she did.
I'm sorry to inflict this to you but this is therapeutic commenting, I'm trying to get the sound of her voice out of my head.

It’s okay. That’s what FS is for. Get it all out.

She didn't even catch it with a guy, because you know, guys can have it too and it's not pretty to look at, but she hasn't been with anyone recently -well, there's this guy who's coming on friday and maybe he'll want to spend the night, maybe not, she won't kick him out anyways but she needs to sleep so nothing will happen [please note she wasn't even concerned about the possibility of passing it on, only her sleep schedule]. Anyways every woman has those at some point, have you ever had a yeast infection?
(please don't answer, I just took on your offer and cleaned my mind. Thank you.)

Once, I actually got a little sick. Yeah, Bullets Over Broadway was on TV, and I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection.