The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood

Especially if it's the first turn after being afflicted with it and your opponent has 1 hp left

(Pokémon) paralyzed and can't move
(Pokémon)'s attack missed!
Gym Leader used a hyper potion!
The opponent (Pokémon) hang on with focus band

I'm playing Crystal Kaizo right now, and this shit is annoying. I'm still the fourth gym and the Pokemon are level 50. The AI is good. The movesets belong in VGC. It's challenging as fuck. I'm gonna try to nuzlocke it later.