I know what I'm getting this year

You’re getting third degree electrical burns is what you’re getting.

Just by a nice fleece if you're that cold. Or gain some weight. Don't risk your health and safety with this ridiculous fire hazard.

Why not just light yourself on fire? You'll be warm for the rest of your life.

While some of the cheaper brands are a burn hazard, the good quality ones are completely safe. No more dangerous than a heating pad or heated blanket.