A Harley will never run properly, even when new, it sounds like something is very wrong

They don't though, right? They put them on a bypass which pumps blood while the heart is offline

The fact that the car is not and never will be alive, and can be pretty much perfectly replicated as many times as necessary is apparently an unworthy point for this particular mechanic

That title is just the crotchrocket lover in you talking.

If he can't fix the bike someone loses money.
If the Doctor can't fix the heart someone loses a life and many lose a loved one.
More pressure equals more money.

Why is my aunt's Facebook humor on FS?

V2's are supposed to sound like that.