It got so bad, they had a sign made xD

A little better spacing and this could have been a great Confused Internet Grandma meme. ‘Massage No No Please Only Extra Happy Endings Stop Asking’

I would go here my biggest fear is someone will start stroking my wang during a massage

But guys, you don't understand how accurate this is. I work at a ThaI Spa and the amount of calls, propositions and just generally grid men who try demanding extras is just ridiculous