Thats arguably the best out of 3

that’s prolly the only thing i got goin for me

2 people that eat the same diet and do the same exercise will tend have the same ratio of fat to everything else even if one is skinny and one is fat, they will also have similar chances of having a heart attack. The term for someone that can eat whatever they want and not gain weight tends to be "tofi"

Meanwhile I got the gift of finding 4 leaf clovers....
Can I trade powers??

I got crippling depression.

Fun fact, that can be a problem with the intestines~

The fact he got double chins when he says 'score' makes this even funnier