Sounds Punbearable.
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Okay, I annoyed myself a little with that one.
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Yeah you’re horribull.
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I’ve lost not less than 3 lbs of fat in the last 3 days. And I’ve done not less than 115 pushups per day. I’m shredded compared to a week ago.. unbelievable.
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This is the hardest life I’ve ever lived before and I’m struggling to keep up, but I’m loving the misery. If that makes sense.. but I think it will. To you anyway.
Didn't someone say that already? Don't come to me with your second-hand puns <.<
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It is supposed to be good for weight loss haha. And I do get it. I still think you should be cautious (and eat more vegetables-- and stop making me sound like your actual mother ffs -_-)
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I suppose at least if you're dying you're happy about it so we have that? <.<
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Jesus mom you're all over the place tonight. I get 1.5 cups of berries, 1 cup of spinach, about 1.5L of almond milk and a scoop of superfood blend per day. I hope that's enough. Between the spinach and the berries that's enough fibre, and between the milk, the blend, and the produce I'm getting all the right vitamins and antioxidants. Coffee helps too. AND the almond milk covers potassium/magnesium..
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Besides that's I'm only eating about 50g of cheese and 400g meat each day. I'm running very light on fuel.. I was starving to death before I got home today.
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I'm prepared to live like this for a couple months to burn all the fat. I just imagine how great I'm going to look in my suits.. gonna have to get them all tapered though, which is going to be stupid expensive.
Don't come to me with your BULL-shit puns and we won't have a problem <.<
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YOU'RE the one who went into this meat-first >_> I know that's a strategy you usually favour in other situations, but what part of that sounded like a good idea diet-wise? <_< haha you didn't have to give me a complete meal breakdown-- just the reassurance that you're eating SOMETHING besides meat. And, no, office girls don't count. Nice to know you're getting your share of nut milk, however. Now I want a smoothie.
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Most people I've heard that go on Keto say they're hungry all the time. Hopefully that won't be too difficult with your snack issues. I've heard apples produce some chemical that helps stop your body from storing fat if that helps at all
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So this isn't like a life long venture? I'm not convinced you won't just buy new suits. If it's going to be stupid expensive anyway seems like it would make more sense. But then again you're not there yet, and I'm not your wardrobe manager <.<
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Mom, slow down.. this entire comment had an angry tone to it hahahaha
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Hahahahaha meat first, always. Use the other head to think later. Office girls would just be another kind of meat... actually I guess technically that's a flower, albeit with a generally delicious accompanying beverage ;)
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I should show you my nut milk smoothie recipe sometime. Youd be screaming for it by the time it was ready.
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Lol, I dont think anything is really life long. This job is definitely my life for the next little bit, but even then it wont always be this hard. Things will change to make doing it easier.. then it'll be more manageable. I'll also just get better at it, and that helps too. Honestly if I make 10k after tax in may, I'll just go get 4 or 5 new suits made. I'm doing shirts this week.
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You should let me be your wardrobe manager. There would be like 2 g strings and a full leather body suit
Lol I wasn't angry at all. Plus, I usually slip into completely passive-aggressive dry sarcasm before I go for outright anger >.> and less emoticons
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Pretty sure there's only one kind of "meat" in the categories we're talking about <.< you're definitely a vagitarian haha. And THERE'S some imagery I really didn't need >.>
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Lol I meant more the keto diet. I imagine you'll be doing this job as long as it's profitable/interesting enough for you, or at the very least until you surpass your boss. I don't actually have any real idea how suits costs, but I'd imagine it'd be worthwhile to have ones that actually fit well. Plus you like making office girl stare so that can only aid you in that regard. Though if you've been going to work shirtless that may explain a few things
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That will certainly make the next outing to Walmart a lot more interesting. Oh God I'd be one of those people on that website lmao
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I see! Emoticons are the sign of a happy mama-bear. I will silently, and secretly see myself out on posts where they gradually vanish.
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Hahahahaha I must've read this comment 3 times before I noticed the variation in spelling. I could spend days doing it.
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Today was BRUTAL. My leads started coming in, I'm finally in sales, I already closed one dude. 6k in profit (profit not payout). No big deal. But anyway, I was DROWNING. Slept like 5 hours last night, worked like a maniac today, worked 7-7, on roughly 800 calories. Holy fuck. If I can make it through this week, I can make it through anything in life.
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Office girl loves me- I spent all day endearing myself to her today. Wore my tightest shirt, I'm unnaturally slim from the diet, and I brought the dog to see her twice, and cornered her and asked her to sign me up for a special access card. She's new, stumbled through the process, stumbled through doing it with me, all while I cranked the charm up to like 9000...
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...and just for perspective, my superficial charm which is decent at the worst of times, has increased literally 2000% in the month I've spent with my boss. My CALL control is INCREDIBLE, and that's over the phone... imagine what I put poor little 1st year university student through.
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Jokes aside, I've been very successful over the years, but my ability to manipulate is higher now than when I was in D2D at 22- and that's inexplicably high. And theres still SO MUCH I can learn from my boss. These are exciting times.
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Oh and, at least 10 lbs of fat, in the last 8 days. Not too much muscle either, because I've been doing the pushups. But those are getting hard now... the calorie deficit is catching up. Anyway.
Well that's not *entirely* failsafe, but I'm fairly certain if I'm ever actually irritated you'll catch on pretty quickly. Like the thing with TBag? Actually irritated. Still not full on mad but I wasn't happy <.<
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But the real question is: when you finally did catch the spelling, was it WORTH reading the comment three times? Lol I can only imagine how confusing that must have been. "Why does she think I'm a vegetarian? I just TOLD her I eat meat, ffs."
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WHY only 800 calories? That's not part of keto. You can eat more than 800 calories on keto. You don't SOUND like you're particularly overweight, either. Push-ups are ass. Though I feel that way about a lot of those exercises. Nice benefit of being a female: no one expects you to have upper body strength. You CAN, but no one expects it.
Still, I AM glad it's going well for you. Just take care of yourself as well ffs. Don't make me enlist Bethorien's frying pans. I guarantee I can get at least one solid thwack in before you take me out. It sounds like you're on your way, but try not to burn the candle at both ends so much or it'll take a toll
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Go easy on the poor girl <.< hopefully she doesn't "stumble through doing it with you" if the time actually comes round. She doesn't sound the sex slave type, but who knows
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I'm fairly certain your weight loss (if it's healthy) should begin slowing down before too long, especially fi you're adding more weight via muscle. It sounds like you may also just have a fast metabolism. I
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D2D?
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What exactly are you selling BTW? Besides your charming personality to poor unsuspecting office girls. Don't have to answer but just made me curious what product could have so thoroughly enticed your boss and yourself into selling it
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Eh tbag was worth it. If he comes back I’ll do it again.
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Yeah that’s why I kept reading it haha, I couldn’t figure it out. Then I got it.
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You’re supposed to do pure keto on 1000 calories a day, 80% + from fat. I’m only doing less because I haven’t had a chance to Mealprep meat so I was literally just sitting there eating cheese. Lol overweight? I will NEVER let that happen to me, but yeah I had this dad bod thing going on, but that’s gone, in 10 days.. I can’t believe how effective this is. My muscle tone this morning was amazing.
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Hehe, relax mom. Idk why you would thwack me when I’m already making life hard for myself, but I suppose you’ve wanted to thwack me just because for some time now.
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Hahaha, if she isn’t now, she will be when we’re done. Again, it’s much more about submission than ownership. And I will make it irresistible for her TO submit.
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I do have a fast metabolism, we’ve been over this, and...
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...I’ve regularly gone into ketosis in the past, and controlled it and allowed it to work for me. This is the first time I’ve done the diet and gone into ketosis EVERYDAY. And I can literally feel around 2-3PM when I’m super hungry, super lean, but my body isn’t eating itself it’s getting energy from somewhere else: all the fat reserves. And it’s unbelievable.. like genuinely shocking. I can see my abs again withour flexing for the first time in a year.
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Door to door.
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And I cant tell you lol, it would be too obvious who I am and what we do. I will say that we sell something that everyone has and everyone needs, but more than selling the product, we actually sell the dream. One of the many times my boss lost his temper he called me a coward for not knowing how to pitch the product to a certain customer and told me he could replace me with a grunt if I couldn’t learn to sell the dream. And that was huuuuuuge. Up until then I was in the mindset of selling the product. Now I know w
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We’re selling the dream. Changed everything. My sales calls since then have been OUTSTANDING and everyone in the office notices.
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The feeling of power is addictive
I felt that needed to be a standalone.
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Eating just cheese sounds HORRIBLE <_< but then I don't like cheese so I'm bias. Isn't a dadbod decently overweight? Or are we having one of those technicality moments? I'm glad it's working for you. I imagine the meat will be helpful for building muscles. The fruit and veggies are just good all around. And the cheese also exists as a dietary option, so it has that.
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Don't give me a reason to thwack you and we won't have any problems <.< seems the simplest solution
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Will you even enjoy it if she doesn't?
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Well if you saaaaaaid you did keto in the past I missed it which would have been helpful information <.< it's could you at least have done it before. What happens when you run out of fat reserves?
Flexing is the fun part, though
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So not like dungeons 2 dragons then
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Yeah, see, stop being so subtle. Let it all out.
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Technicality for sure. I had a little bit of fat that needed to be shed. It's being shed as we speak. And though j do generally avoid it for health sake, I love cheese, but not raw and by itself, and not as my only solid food between 5AM and 8PM. But sometimes that's life.
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I will never not give you a reason to thwack me. You will always have one, or a few on hand. As a woman, sharing this world with men, you're going to have to get used to that idea.
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Haha yes. Some part of me deep down will always want a submissive little freaky freak, but - and mind you, were talking about...
Coward. <.<
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There's a high possibility I just said that to poke fun at you >.> for the love of God don't take it seriously, I really don't have any relevant desire to know what you sell haha it was just curiosity
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That is indeed how salespeople tend to get you haha. that or they use big words that make you paranoid about things you don't understand but think "shot.. Maybe I DO need this thingamawhat to fix that whatchamacallit..."
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We're not selling you a car, we're selling you that roadtrip down the coast with the top down etc.
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Of course my dad sells his personality more than anything, and then backs it up with good service. It keeps people shockingly loyal a lot of the time
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...here and I actually liking each other and becoming a thing, and that's so far down the line- if she happens not to be, but is still someone I like spending time with, I'm not going to hold that against her. I'm not going to stop myself from appreciating her, or enjoy our time together, just because she wasn't what I dreamed she would be. That would be so fucked... She is who she is, and if I like who she is, and she likes me, then that's enough. If I like her, I'll enjoy it.
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I've never done keto before. My body has gone into ketosis before. As has yours. And everyone's. And when it has for me, I've strung it along and gotten the most out of being in a state that was simply riding my body of fat. I never thought to adopt it as a lifestyle. I'm using it to drop excess fat, I'm not s lunatic. I'm not going to drop down to 2% fat mass and kill myself.
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Flexing is not the fun part. Waking up and casually being lean af and being vascular af and having epic muscle tone before.
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continuing your meal in the shower. That's the fun part.
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No. Not dungeons and dragons.
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@Xvarnah Coward >.>
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I have no relevant desire to know how old you are. It was just curiosity.
I am exactly as subtle as I wish to be <.<
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haha that hardly qualifies as a "dad bod." And here I'd think you'd prefer things raw.
You could try smoothies maybe? I mean to take to work. Better than just having cheese, and since apparently your meat takes so much work to prep..
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Haha I mean I generally don't have much reason to thwack people. Health concerns tend to be a good reason. Perhaps endeavour to keep the list from expanding at the very least? <.<
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fair enough. It just seemed like a big priority for you from some of our conversations haha. And I know some people literally NEED that or they can't even have a relationship. It's some psychological or physiological or whatever else thing. I've heard it's not uncommon for some people in BDSM circles. Which you aren't, but I could see you traversing that line at times <.<
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Ohh well I misunderstood again haha. And I didn't think you were trying to kill yourself. The lunatic part is still up for debate <.<
Dungeons & Dragons sounds more fun,n though <.<
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*obsession. You have an *obsession. <.< you had a typo there, but I fixed it for you
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Coward >.>
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Lol, the fruits and the spinach, the almond milk, the protein and superfood blend? Morning smoothie. Keeps me going from 5-3. That’s part of how I’m dropping all this fat. I’m sustained, but my body goes into ketosis and draws the remaining calories from the fat. And I feel AMAZING.
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Lol, I’m gonna do me. That may it may not expand your list. I’m just not worried about thwacks from you. I’d just playfully overpower you, give Beth her pans back, and continue on with my day
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Lol. I’m the ultimate dominant. But I don’t play in any particular circles. I just am what I am. If I’m in a circle, it revolves around me.
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Door to door is a fucking BLAST. I walk the down the street literally laughing in my head that these people THINK they have a CHOICE on whether or not they’re letting me in. I’m way too good.
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Lol, maybe. My 2nd favourite book on sales and self-development is called be obsessed or be average. And I am lightyears from being average.
I'm just "doing me" <.<
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Do you use bananas at all? I've never actually tried almond milk. Never sounded appealing and normal milk always seemed to milk just fine to me. The lack of sugar is probably really freeing for your body. It seems a shame that sugar is so over used in products because it's just not needed
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Like I said: I could get at least one good thwack in <.< I'm not sure Beth accepts pans back post-thwack tbh
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Haha I think you're the first person I've encountered who says they enjoy D2D
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Are those the only options? Can't you be mildly interested? Borderline stalkerish? Have to go straight from 0 to Obsessed?
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And “you” are a coward. I think if you retrace our comments, I just proved it mathematically.
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Used to eat 2 a day. Stopped when I started keto, 15g of sugar each. And I stopped milk when I cut out dairy. I only brought dairy back for keto, but it’s a temporary crutch.
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You could... but you won’t. And I’m not sure Beth even knows you’ve taken a pan. Seems like a waste not to take them back.
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Loved it. Most fun I’ve ever had. I literally got to attack people at their homes. I don’t know if there’s a more invasive form of sales. I love it. You are not even safe from my powers of persuasion in your home, on a weekend. And when I get there, I’ll be so direct, so aggressive, but so charming you’ll take me inside and pay me for it. Heaven on earth. Best ones are cute girls literally in towels from the shower. Doesn’t get any better.
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Be obsessed, or be average. Which do you think is more ‘me’. Pretty straightforward stuff.
I think If you retrace our comments you'll find I never denied that <.<
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I think the benefits of bananas outweigh the sugar personally, but they're not all that pleasant to eat anyway. Oh? Most people I know that cut out dairy end up lactose intolerant and have a lot of problems reintroducing it
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If I feel a thwacking is truly warranted I absolutely would <.< Beth offers her pans willingly to any and all she feels may have a use for them
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... you're one of the people that makes me not open the door when people show up to it. <.<
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Who opens the door in a towel lol. Like what could be that pressing good grief
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I didn't mean you-- we already established you're obsessed. I just meant in general <.<
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Because you couldn't >.>
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I love bananas. Dont say it. I knew I'd have no issues reintroducing, and I've had no problems.
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You wouldnt be able to thwack me. Sorry. Id encourage you to try, and it would be fun to stop you.
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Lol, I'm telling you the truth. I assure you, when I'm working people LOVE me. I'm so charming, I'd dare you to try and say no - assuming that you didn't know how I work and how i think
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Lots of cuties. Especially the older women. Sexiest thing ever. One lady in a robe not even down to her knees, walking around. Offered me tea, made us tea, I watched her make tea, couldn't see the fine print on the iPad so she moved from the couch she was on and came and sat next to me on the couch. Smelled so good from the soaps/shampoo. I almost lost my job that day.
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And in general, being obsessed is the only way to roll. That's what the whole damn book is about. If you're doing something, get obsessed and go hard.
Seems as good a reason not to deny something as anything else. *yellow bullshit*
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Haha I wasn't going to imply anything, don't worry. Bananas are too easy. How did you know?
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I feel like you're doubting my thwacking capabilities. They might be offended
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I wasn't DOUBTING you haha I was just saying you're the first one I've heard say that
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I'm kind of surprised older women would be appealing to you tbh, but it sounds like you may have been the one buying what she was selling <.<
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From the sounds of it you "go hard' a lot of the time >.>
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Idk how you know.. feel your body I guess? I guess I had cheese on pizza or other similar things so I never really stopped it completely.
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I severely doubt your ability to thwack me. I’m also very confident in my ability to stop you.
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Because you’ve spent your life around cowards.
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All women are appealing, if they’re appealing. Hahaha, and right now the dumps are especially appealing.
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I go hard all the time. I go to extremes in everything I do
-sees myself out before shikharizard can-
Feels a little forhorn.
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You people are all awful.
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But isn't it more fun down here in the dirt with the rest of us?
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Not at all. I'm going go stay on my high horse thank you very much
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Okay, I annoyed myself a little with that one.
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I’ve lost not less than 3 lbs of fat in the last 3 days. And I’ve done not less than 115 pushups per day. I’m shredded compared to a week ago.. unbelievable.
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This is the hardest life I’ve ever lived before and I’m struggling to keep up, but I’m loving the misery. If that makes sense.. but I think it will. To you anyway.
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It is supposed to be good for weight loss haha. And I do get it. I still think you should be cautious (and eat more vegetables-- and stop making me sound like your actual mother ffs -_-)
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I suppose at least if you're dying you're happy about it so we have that? <.<
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Besides that's I'm only eating about 50g of cheese and 400g meat each day. I'm running very light on fuel.. I was starving to death before I got home today.
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I'm prepared to live like this for a couple months to burn all the fat. I just imagine how great I'm going to look in my suits.. gonna have to get them all tapered though, which is going to be stupid expensive.
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YOU'RE the one who went into this meat-first >_> I know that's a strategy you usually favour in other situations, but what part of that sounded like a good idea diet-wise? <_< haha you didn't have to give me a complete meal breakdown-- just the reassurance that you're eating SOMETHING besides meat. And, no, office girls don't count. Nice to know you're getting your share of nut milk, however. Now I want a smoothie.
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Most people I've heard that go on Keto say they're hungry all the time. Hopefully that won't be too difficult with your snack issues. I've heard apples produce some chemical that helps stop your body from storing fat if that helps at all
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So this isn't like a life long venture? I'm not convinced you won't just buy new suits. If it's going to be stupid expensive anyway seems like it would make more sense. But then again you're not there yet, and I'm not your wardrobe manager <.<
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Hahahahaha meat first, always. Use the other head to think later. Office girls would just be another kind of meat... actually I guess technically that's a flower, albeit with a generally delicious accompanying beverage ;)
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I should show you my nut milk smoothie recipe sometime. Youd be screaming for it by the time it was ready.
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Lol, I dont think anything is really life long. This job is definitely my life for the next little bit, but even then it wont always be this hard. Things will change to make doing it easier.. then it'll be more manageable. I'll also just get better at it, and that helps too. Honestly if I make 10k after tax in may, I'll just go get 4 or 5 new suits made. I'm doing shirts this week.
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You should let me be your wardrobe manager. There would be like 2 g strings and a full leather body suit
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Pretty sure there's only one kind of "meat" in the categories we're talking about <.< you're definitely a vagitarian haha. And THERE'S some imagery I really didn't need >.>
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Lol I meant more the keto diet. I imagine you'll be doing this job as long as it's profitable/interesting enough for you, or at the very least until you surpass your boss. I don't actually have any real idea how suits costs, but I'd imagine it'd be worthwhile to have ones that actually fit well. Plus you like making office girl stare so that can only aid you in that regard. Though if you've been going to work shirtless that may explain a few things
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That will certainly make the next outing to Walmart a lot more interesting. Oh God I'd be one of those people on that website lmao
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Hahahahaha I must've read this comment 3 times before I noticed the variation in spelling. I could spend days doing it.
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Today was BRUTAL. My leads started coming in, I'm finally in sales, I already closed one dude. 6k in profit (profit not payout). No big deal. But anyway, I was DROWNING. Slept like 5 hours last night, worked like a maniac today, worked 7-7, on roughly 800 calories. Holy fuck. If I can make it through this week, I can make it through anything in life.
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Office girl loves me- I spent all day endearing myself to her today. Wore my tightest shirt, I'm unnaturally slim from the diet, and I brought the dog to see her twice, and cornered her and asked her to sign me up for a special access card. She's new, stumbled through the process, stumbled through doing it with me, all while I cranked the charm up to like 9000...
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Jokes aside, I've been very successful over the years, but my ability to manipulate is higher now than when I was in D2D at 22- and that's inexplicably high. And theres still SO MUCH I can learn from my boss. These are exciting times.
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Sounds like great fun.
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But the real question is: when you finally did catch the spelling, was it WORTH reading the comment three times? Lol I can only imagine how confusing that must have been. "Why does she think I'm a vegetarian? I just TOLD her I eat meat, ffs."
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WHY only 800 calories? That's not part of keto. You can eat more than 800 calories on keto. You don't SOUND like you're particularly overweight, either. Push-ups are ass. Though I feel that way about a lot of those exercises. Nice benefit of being a female: no one expects you to have upper body strength. You CAN, but no one expects it.
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Go easy on the poor girl <.< hopefully she doesn't "stumble through doing it with you" if the time actually comes round. She doesn't sound the sex slave type, but who knows
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I'm fairly certain your weight loss (if it's healthy) should begin slowing down before too long, especially fi you're adding more weight via muscle. It sounds like you may also just have a fast metabolism. I
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What exactly are you selling BTW? Besides your charming personality to poor unsuspecting office girls. Don't have to answer but just made me curious what product could have so thoroughly enticed your boss and yourself into selling it
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Yeah that’s why I kept reading it haha, I couldn’t figure it out. Then I got it.
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You’re supposed to do pure keto on 1000 calories a day, 80% + from fat. I’m only doing less because I haven’t had a chance to Mealprep meat so I was literally just sitting there eating cheese. Lol overweight? I will NEVER let that happen to me, but yeah I had this dad bod thing going on, but that’s gone, in 10 days.. I can’t believe how effective this is. My muscle tone this morning was amazing.
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Hehe, relax mom. Idk why you would thwack me when I’m already making life hard for myself, but I suppose you’ve wanted to thwack me just because for some time now.
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Hahaha, if she isn’t now, she will be when we’re done. Again, it’s much more about submission than ownership. And I will make it irresistible for her TO submit.
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I do have a fast metabolism, we’ve been over this, and...
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Door to door.
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And I cant tell you lol, it would be too obvious who I am and what we do. I will say that we sell something that everyone has and everyone needs, but more than selling the product, we actually sell the dream. One of the many times my boss lost his temper he called me a coward for not knowing how to pitch the product to a certain customer and told me he could replace me with a grunt if I couldn’t learn to sell the dream. And that was huuuuuuge. Up until then I was in the mindset of selling the product. Now I know w
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Eating just cheese sounds HORRIBLE <_< but then I don't like cheese so I'm bias. Isn't a dadbod decently overweight? Or are we having one of those technicality moments? I'm glad it's working for you. I imagine the meat will be helpful for building muscles. The fruit and veggies are just good all around. And the cheese also exists as a dietary option, so it has that.
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Don't give me a reason to thwack you and we won't have any problems <.< seems the simplest solution
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Will you even enjoy it if she doesn't?
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Well if you saaaaaaid you did keto in the past I missed it which would have been helpful information <.< it's could you at least have done it before. What happens when you run out of fat reserves?
Flexing is the fun part, though
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So not like dungeons 2 dragons then
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Technicality for sure. I had a little bit of fat that needed to be shed. It's being shed as we speak. And though j do generally avoid it for health sake, I love cheese, but not raw and by itself, and not as my only solid food between 5AM and 8PM. But sometimes that's life.
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I will never not give you a reason to thwack me. You will always have one, or a few on hand. As a woman, sharing this world with men, you're going to have to get used to that idea.
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Haha yes. Some part of me deep down will always want a submissive little freaky freak, but - and mind you, were talking about...
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There's a high possibility I just said that to poke fun at you >.> for the love of God don't take it seriously, I really don't have any relevant desire to know what you sell haha it was just curiosity
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That is indeed how salespeople tend to get you haha. that or they use big words that make you paranoid about things you don't understand but think "shot.. Maybe I DO need this thingamawhat to fix that whatchamacallit..."
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We're not selling you a car, we're selling you that roadtrip down the coast with the top down etc.
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Of course my dad sells his personality more than anything, and then backs it up with good service. It keeps people shockingly loyal a lot of the time
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I've never done keto before. My body has gone into ketosis before. As has yours. And everyone's. And when it has for me, I've strung it along and gotten the most out of being in a state that was simply riding my body of fat. I never thought to adopt it as a lifestyle. I'm using it to drop excess fat, I'm not s lunatic. I'm not going to drop down to 2% fat mass and kill myself.
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Flexing is not the fun part. Waking up and casually being lean af and being vascular af and having epic muscle tone before.
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No. Not dungeons and dragons.
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I have no relevant desire to know how old you are. It was just curiosity.
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haha that hardly qualifies as a "dad bod." And here I'd think you'd prefer things raw.
You could try smoothies maybe? I mean to take to work. Better than just having cheese, and since apparently your meat takes so much work to prep..
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Haha I mean I generally don't have much reason to thwack people. Health concerns tend to be a good reason. Perhaps endeavour to keep the list from expanding at the very least? <.<
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fair enough. It just seemed like a big priority for you from some of our conversations haha. And I know some people literally NEED that or they can't even have a relationship. It's some psychological or physiological or whatever else thing. I've heard it's not uncommon for some people in BDSM circles. Which you aren't, but I could see you traversing that line at times <.<
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Ohh well I misunderstood again haha. And I didn't think you were trying to kill yourself. The lunatic part is still up for debate <.<
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*obsession. You have an *obsession. <.< you had a typo there, but I fixed it for you
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Lol, the fruits and the spinach, the almond milk, the protein and superfood blend? Morning smoothie. Keeps me going from 5-3. That’s part of how I’m dropping all this fat. I’m sustained, but my body goes into ketosis and draws the remaining calories from the fat. And I feel AMAZING.
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Lol, I’m gonna do me. That may it may not expand your list. I’m just not worried about thwacks from you. I’d just playfully overpower you, give Beth her pans back, and continue on with my day
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Lol. I’m the ultimate dominant. But I don’t play in any particular circles. I just am what I am. If I’m in a circle, it revolves around me.
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Door to door is a fucking BLAST. I walk the down the street literally laughing in my head that these people THINK they have a CHOICE on whether or not they’re letting me in. I’m way too good.
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Lol, maybe. My 2nd favourite book on sales and self-development is called be obsessed or be average. And I am lightyears from being average.
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Do you use bananas at all? I've never actually tried almond milk. Never sounded appealing and normal milk always seemed to milk just fine to me. The lack of sugar is probably really freeing for your body. It seems a shame that sugar is so over used in products because it's just not needed
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Like I said: I could get at least one good thwack in <.< I'm not sure Beth accepts pans back post-thwack tbh
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Haha I think you're the first person I've encountered who says they enjoy D2D
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Are those the only options? Can't you be mildly interested? Borderline stalkerish? Have to go straight from 0 to Obsessed?
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Used to eat 2 a day. Stopped when I started keto, 15g of sugar each. And I stopped milk when I cut out dairy. I only brought dairy back for keto, but it’s a temporary crutch.
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You could... but you won’t. And I’m not sure Beth even knows you’ve taken a pan. Seems like a waste not to take them back.
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Loved it. Most fun I’ve ever had. I literally got to attack people at their homes. I don’t know if there’s a more invasive form of sales. I love it. You are not even safe from my powers of persuasion in your home, on a weekend. And when I get there, I’ll be so direct, so aggressive, but so charming you’ll take me inside and pay me for it. Heaven on earth. Best ones are cute girls literally in towels from the shower. Doesn’t get any better.
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Be obsessed, or be average. Which do you think is more ‘me’. Pretty straightforward stuff.
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I think the benefits of bananas outweigh the sugar personally, but they're not all that pleasant to eat anyway. Oh? Most people I know that cut out dairy end up lactose intolerant and have a lot of problems reintroducing it
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If I feel a thwacking is truly warranted I absolutely would <.< Beth offers her pans willingly to any and all she feels may have a use for them
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... you're one of the people that makes me not open the door when people show up to it. <.<
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Who opens the door in a towel lol. Like what could be that pressing good grief
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I didn't mean you-- we already established you're obsessed. I just meant in general <.<
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I love bananas. Dont say it. I knew I'd have no issues reintroducing, and I've had no problems.
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You wouldnt be able to thwack me. Sorry. Id encourage you to try, and it would be fun to stop you.
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Lol, I'm telling you the truth. I assure you, when I'm working people LOVE me. I'm so charming, I'd dare you to try and say no - assuming that you didn't know how I work and how i think
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Lots of cuties. Especially the older women. Sexiest thing ever. One lady in a robe not even down to her knees, walking around. Offered me tea, made us tea, I watched her make tea, couldn't see the fine print on the iPad so she moved from the couch she was on and came and sat next to me on the couch. Smelled so good from the soaps/shampoo. I almost lost my job that day.
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And in general, being obsessed is the only way to roll. That's what the whole damn book is about. If you're doing something, get obsessed and go hard.
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Haha I wasn't going to imply anything, don't worry. Bananas are too easy. How did you know?
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I feel like you're doubting my thwacking capabilities. They might be offended
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I wasn't DOUBTING you haha I was just saying you're the first one I've heard say that
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I'm kind of surprised older women would be appealing to you tbh, but it sounds like you may have been the one buying what she was selling <.<
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From the sounds of it you "go hard' a lot of the time >.>
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I severely doubt your ability to thwack me. I’m also very confident in my ability to stop you.
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Because you’ve spent your life around cowards.
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All women are appealing, if they’re appealing. Hahaha, and right now the dumps are especially appealing.
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I go hard all the time. I go to extremes in everything I do