...who was allegedly made of wood. He's still around, in fact this is him right here. He likes to show off for the crowd and decides to stand perfectly still for the pose modeling.
From Reddit: "This statue depicts Saint Bartholomew, an early Christian martyr who was allegedly skinned alive. If you look closely, that's his dissected skin hanging around him. This stunning statute by Marco d’Agrate from c.1562 is currently on display at Duomo di Milano."
(He also told me that the piece of fabric is here to hide his morning wood)