Me and my brothers would play D&D and my 2yrs younger brother had a Dwarf character he loved playing. He was super strong super dumb and a HUGE HUGE FLIRT! But only to other races. Never to other Dwarfs. If the other race was Elf than he hit on them if they were man or woman. The DM would say the Male Elf says I am Male. And my brother's Drawf would say hay pretty is pretty is all I am sayin. Lol
His reason for always hitting on other races is "Have you ever seen a Female Dwarf? No? Guess what you might have, thay all have beards, we all have beards. Kissing a female Dwarf is like kissing me brother. And that was weird enough. He didn't even call the next day or anything totally ghosted me."
Lmfao that is his real little speech he would say.
When I played DnD for the first time a bunch of our guys (in character) were arguing about who had the biggest schlong, and the DM, completely deadpan, said "Alright, roll for dick length on a d4."
Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20
His reason for always hitting on other races is "Have you ever seen a Female Dwarf? No? Guess what you might have, thay all have beards, we all have beards. Kissing a female Dwarf is like kissing me brother. And that was weird enough. He didn't even call the next day or anything totally ghosted me."
Lmfao that is his real little speech he would say.
Except for our DM's girlfriend, who got to use a d20
She got a nat20