When your 100-year friend gives his shield to someone he met 10 years ago on the street

Oh, come on. Bucky totally gave Sam the go-ahead to take the shield. It was in the actual movie, y'all.

Bucky is a bit of a security risk, given his history.

Dudeman is gonna go on as the White Wolf while these fuckers team up in a Disney+ show. Bucky and Sam give zero fucks about your sore butt.