The irony is strong with this one

Ah, the false equivalence fallacy

Children are easy to get rid of... wait... I'm getting a feeling of deja vu.

Exactly why i wont have children! Dont have tattoos either!

I don't have either, but a tattoo plus is you can pick exactly what you want...

Why not both?

The joke isn't even funny and if you want to take it seriously it's logically incorrect. Trash.