Suck on ma tittays

“Red button” humor. You actually had defined it for me, but now I know what it encompasses. Onward, indeed!

Do you have something pointy? There may be moments when fingers will not be enough. Perhaps a paperclip, or a stapler? And before you say staplers can't be pointy, they can be, if wielded correctly, stocked with sufficient ammo, and most of all: precision.

Yes, I own many pointy things.