Step 1: Establish Dominance. Step 2: Drink straight from the carton. Step 3:

Just hope they don't take a shit

It's how to establish dominance

Entirely the wrong type of chair for #7. You need a sturdy chair with a thin back that won't make you slip about and slide down like a deranged fish. Kitchen chairs work well

depends on whose house im visiting.
i could sit like 1.5 (the mix between 1 and 2) which is my royal posture.
or 8, "where the heck is the snack??? im dying here!"

I've done all of those, even 7.

This is for gays only sorry guys