Is there a good comeback to this?

"Well you should, sir! You're taller than I am!"

Obviously you never seen Jurassic Park!

Something you don’t know? I’m shocked.

Then Lee asks him if he likes to suck dicks like the texan he is lol, amazing movie

funfact, he was only brought on in an advisory role, being a real life drill instructor, they just gave him the part and started his acting career