I’ve never been so tempted to agree with insane nonscientific rhetoric but yeah- there’s some part of my soul that screams at fake meat. I mean- I respect people’s right to choose but I don’t want to in this case. Lol. It takes some fighting to be better than my instincts tell me to be.
The worst part is when they make it taste like the food. "I have tofu turkey that tastes like real turkey"
why the fuck.
Also, they'd buy anything with "vegan" on the packet. The companies are just capitalizing so heavily on this new market.
Yeah. and much like “green” is trust corporate greed and lowest bidder quality control about as far as I could throw it. I like the idea to try and make plants that grow fake animal carcasses. It’s like willy wonka meets house of a thousand corpses or something. I could see vegan hunters, nerf guns in hand, looking to bag that perfect 6 point tofudabeast fresh off the vines with their own 2 hands. Really impress Jessica down at the Whole Foods next time- and maybe make up for that time they started crying in front of her when they got cut in line. Yeah. I like it.
Now THAT's an original conspiracy theory. Not the mundane "Harry Potter is satanic" or "Moon landing never happened", no. His selling point is Lucifer, of course, back to the basics, but where he offers us a savoury twist is when he then takes something random. Let's say... tofu sandwiches. And instead of hating on vegans because they're weak, he hates them because they're a raw power he fears. New, original, catchy. Great plot. And the justification is just God tier at this point. The subtle implication that we should find a bloke and drink his blood to be worthy again also adds some spice to the story.
Props to that guy for putting in genuine effort and making my day better.
You’ve given up meat, STICK WITH IT
and weird
i like both
why the fuck.
Also, they'd buy anything with "vegan" on the packet. The companies are just capitalizing so heavily on this new market.
Props to that guy for putting in genuine effort and making my day better.