Shit be drier than a Popeyes biscuit

Shower sex does not prove that water isn't wet, it proves that water does not lubricate

Whether water is wet depends completely on what definition of "wet" you are running under.
If by wet you mean "is in contact with an amount of water" then yes it is.
If you are, however, running under the more correct definition of "is a surface impregnated by a liquid" then no, water is not wet as it is not a surface.