She was struck by, she was hit by, a fast soccer ball

*slides in on knees miming a microphone*
Annie, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you ok
Will you tell us that you're ok
Bluh bluh blu bar ok...
Errm...
Annie, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Annie?
Annie, are you okay, you okay, you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Yyyry eeww oooh ahh
*flailing noises*

*moonwalks*

Annie: *dies from internal bleeding*

Annie are you ok?