But wait, there's more....
I found several (over 10) websites talking about this as news. One website said it was fake. Not sure where that leaves us, but I'll just report on the rest of the story and you can make up your own minds.
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There were a total of 510 penises in this guy's luggage.
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"The genital organs come from a variety of animals: 309 from zebras, 46 from baboons, 31 from buffalos, 27 from giraffes, 14 from lions and even 21 from pink flamingos.
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A few penises were so badly preserved that their nature was impossible to identify."
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The article says that the poaching to China is severe, and that the poaching ring they believe him to be apart of does transport twice a week for the last few years, meaning "thousands of dead animals harvested for their organs."
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What might warrant that kind of slaughter? Well, for the zebras.... The customers purchasing them are impotent and have small penises. Or so we can infer, because those are what zebra penis is supposed to cure
I made it to "But wait, there's more..." before I started my uncontrolled laughter. That's the worst fucking thing you can read after reading this meme.
@spookykink57 I just had a horrible idea about zebra penises and halloween horse heads. Great.
Oh that's horrifying. On the other hand, I am extremely curious. It would almost look like a successful transplant.
Have you seen Sorry to Bother You? If you have, you know what I mean.
I found several (over 10) websites talking about this as news. One website said it was fake. Not sure where that leaves us, but I'll just report on the rest of the story and you can make up your own minds.
.
There were a total of 510 penises in this guy's luggage.
.
"The genital organs come from a variety of animals: 309 from zebras, 46 from baboons, 31 from buffalos, 27 from giraffes, 14 from lions and even 21 from pink flamingos.
.
A few penises were so badly preserved that their nature was impossible to identify."
.
The article says that the poaching to China is severe, and that the poaching ring they believe him to be apart of does transport twice a week for the last few years, meaning "thousands of dead animals harvested for their organs."
.
What might warrant that kind of slaughter? Well, for the zebras.... The customers purchasing them are impotent and have small penises. Or so we can infer, because those are what zebra penis is supposed to cure
@spookykink57 I just had a horrible idea about zebra penises and halloween horse heads. Great.
Have you seen Sorry to Bother You? If you have, you know what I mean.