2 minutes of fun, 1 hour of suffering

I have non-lactose intolerance. I would die without it.

Honestly sometimes the cereal is worth the toilet explosion

Most people with lactose intolerance have a sorta thresholds they can stay under and only get like, farts, rather than violent something, for me it's usually puking. The great thing about it being an intolerance rather than an allergy is you can take a dairy digestive and eat a sane amount of dairy within the time frame of the pills and be fine

As a person with celiacs, I can tell you that I do not care about gluten.

Me who is allergic to cats: My two fur babies are too precious