Recently expired patents for fun and profit

I remember this.

yEEEEEEEEEET

Coming from someone who gave birth, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THAT???!!!!
THERE IS NOOOOOOO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND GETTING IN THAT TO GIVE BIRTH!!!!

They should use this for people that are constipated

Ah yes, the Baby Rotator

And this is how you get a Ricky Bobby; but you gotta make it go left, fast.