Maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant

Oh I can just drive for a bit and- wait
No you’re not getting any

Aww, c'mon.
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It's for an animal/child abusing POS.

Unfortunately I don’t think painkillers cut it for this plant.
Painkillers can reduce but can’t completely get rid of pain

Drat, there goes my plan for the next holidays.

i mean, fentanyl could probably do it but it would probably kill you if you used enough of it to stop the pain

They could knock you out until the pain wears off assuming you don't pass out on your own but its not perfect. (as someone who has been there for other reasons, meds have limits :( ps. as much as it is human nature to touch the thing, there are many other cool things to touch!