Froggo Fren #53 - Wood Frog

Oh sweet, the frogs are back

'Rana sylvatica" - the frogsicle. Found throughout most of Canada and the Eastern United States, this tiny forest frog does not fear the frost. When temperatures begin to drop, they can freeze up to 65% of their body in order to survive. That's right, they literally put themselves on ice (unlike Jeffrey Epstein) They do this by generating glucose, as well as urea which prevent their cells from suffering damage from the ice crystals. (Contrary to popular belief, sucking on them will not cure any ailments. Please do not engage in non-consensual frozen frog fellatio)

Hooray, the frogs are back!