If he fails, they send in the power armor Goofys

100% Whirling Dervish.

This made me laugh way more than I care to admit.

"One jump, ahead of the breadline"

there's always a reason why a rule was made up

Lol. The whole thing is pretty funny. For those who aren’t aware or want to know more- ClickHole made this (and an entire fake Aladdin handbook page), asa joke. It isn’t real, it is funny, and there is more.

Does this then imply that only Aladdin is allowed to kill? Cause I think it’d be cool as hell to Daffy Duck beat the shit out of a robber in the middle of the Castle