Maybe Storming Area 51 is A Bad Idea

When you are there to clap cheeks you clap cheeks. No exceptions.

This is Fred, and believe it or not, he just kind of wanders around the base. He's actually a really nice dude.... slightly slow... like.. dog-level intelligence, but still a nice dude.

UwU break my neck pls Peanut

Apologise profusely, close the door, and walk away