The whole East Coast right now

That shit was crazy, but nowhere near the craziest ever, not even top 50. And yeah, the snow was nice for all of the 3 hours it stuck.

Lucky it didn’t stick where I am but it was fun to run through

when I say "stuck" i mean about a half a cm that had enough surface area as not to melt for while while being defined on two observable planes. The first plane is the tips of the grass. There was just enough to make it look dusty. What it really did was make the grass crunchy. Grass crunchy like glass; coke from Santa's ass. The second plane is the roof. I found ice there, but the industrious squirrels were on it and took care of everything before I even really noticed. This isn't a long running joke anymore; these fucking squirrels are goddamn corps engineers. It's fucking incredible.

The secret is they wore out the ice with all the figure skating they were doing

Those fuckers are crazy. They hit the slope, fling off, then somehow fling backwards and grip the cliff. Fuckin' ninja shit.