Just grandma advice

What you gotta do is form a search party and map out a grid pattern. You have the members of the party start on one end and stay just within sight of each other. That way as they move forward there is visual coverage of the whole territory. After the first few hours you will want to call a halt and refill water bottles, have some snacks, etc back at the rally point. While everyone is gathered together you get on the bullhorn and ask anyone who finds you attractive to raise their hand. At that point you get them to come forward and dismiss the rest of the volunteers with your sincere thanks. This has been proven in the past to be 100% effective most of the time.

And here I was mindlessly pining after a guy in my class when I could have been getting results

You just have to take a page from the FBI playbook. The are the sexiest of the federal law enforcement agencies.

Oh hell yeah

Girls with no teeth do have certain advantages.

I mean not all lawyers/politicians are assholes or parasites

ok scatman you got me on that one.

[finger guns]