Alright so let's see if I'm following my biography so far:
My step-mother in law killed her husband
I don't remember who my husband was, but it doesn't matter much because I was apparently having affairs with @jasonmon and @dr_richard_ew , all while dodging that giant muscular stalker guy along the way. And I possibly killed my husband with a pie if I'm understanding the doctor's insinuations. Although I'd liek to add that he has no proof
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Not gonna lie, my internet life is much more wild and exciting than I ever realized
@xvarnah 's husband huh? I think it was @grimreaper but they're trying to figure out how to make babies and stuff. Her main man atm and fiance is @jasonmon, and her boyfriend is @dr_richard_ew
Yes, @xvarnah is mostly a cougar or something like that but don't judge her lol
@dr_richard_ew partner-in-crime?
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@aviva first off grim is entirely too young and has nowhere near enough skin. Emissary of death part is cool and all, but if you can't squish them what's the point?
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And Just cause I'm a cougar doesn't mean I'm a predator now >.> (pretty sure Jason is older than me though)
Does that make us Partners?
Also I cant see you as a cougar seeing as jason is older than ya, I'm the same age as ya, and grim is slightly younger than us both.
Also, I have plenty to squish, dont you worry
Well that IS part of the job description.
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See - you've interacted with Eddie - you know the downsides of dealing with someone who is all bones and no skin. No offense to Eddie. (It is Eddie or eddy? I don't remember now)
@xvarnah's funsub love life is impressively kaleidoscopic. She and I have been together for some time, IIRC. But, you know, we date around. I believe her love life here all started with Stanley From The Fountain, right?
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What are you, @dr_richard_ew? I thought you were the Hopeless Romantic that @xvarnah was sneaking around with for a while. You guys don't need to sneak around though, it's cool.
Hopeless romantic? Bro I thought I was the main course for the longest time, not some forgotten side dish.
Also yes its spelt Eddy, and yeah, I understand what it's like living with someone who has no skin
Uh, excuse you people, it's El Hopaness Rom Tic.
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and I do not "sneak." I'm quite open about my conquests - once @aviva informs me who exactly they are
@dr_richard_ew Last I checked, you kidnapped @grimreaper and had him up in chains or something lol. @xvarnah didn't value you that much, I'm sorry. She didn't value any of her love interests that much either.
@xvarnah I thought you didn't care about dating younger guys lol. Well, you're not entirely a cougar, I said you were mostly one
@dr_richard_ew Your comment is umm...what!? Lol
@jasonmon You have a fantastic memory! She had a baby for Stanley at the end. At least that's what the rumors say.
@dr_richard_ew I'm sure you were a dessert at some point...or not
@xvarnah Hmm. I'll have to think lol
@aviva I just need to know how many people he has in his basement so we can coordinate. It's insanely awkward when you go to all the trouble of dragging someone to your basement only to discover it's already filled up with other people
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@dr_richard_ew it's hard to place a value on something invaluable
Yeah, Ew, I'm her father. Things are complicated on funsub. Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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@aviva, where have you been?? I saw the chat where you said no one noticed you were gone, but I actually did! And I think @xvarnah did too because she posted that apology squirrel. How is life?
Ew's her mom and Jason's her dad and I'm just here relearning everything I ever knew about genetics.
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I did notice aviva was gone but I just assumed something had come up. The squirrel was more because I lost track of where her comments actually were and had no hope of finding them again
@dr_richard_ew You'd have to brawl @xvarnah for that position.
@jasonmon Whose birthday is it? Life got really really bad but things turned around for my good. Was almost homeless/houseless. Thanks for noticing. Life is getting much better. Thank God
@xvarnah That's ok ^^'
My step-mother in law killed her husband
I don't remember who my husband was, but it doesn't matter much because I was apparently having affairs with @jasonmon and @dr_richard_ew , all while dodging that giant muscular stalker guy along the way. And I possibly killed my husband with a pie if I'm understanding the doctor's insinuations. Although I'd liek to add that he has no proof
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Not gonna lie, my internet life is much more wild and exciting than I ever realized
...Wait does that mean I'm proposing?
Yes, @xvarnah is mostly a cougar or something like that but don't judge her lol
Also I am more than just a silly boyfriend!
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@aviva first off grim is entirely too young and has nowhere near enough skin. Emissary of death part is cool and all, but if you can't squish them what's the point?
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And Just cause I'm a cougar doesn't mean I'm a predator now >.> (pretty sure Jason is older than me though)
Also I cant see you as a cougar seeing as jason is older than ya, I'm the same age as ya, and grim is slightly younger than us both.
Also, I have plenty to squish, dont you worry
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See - you've interacted with Eddie - you know the downsides of dealing with someone who is all bones and no skin. No offense to Eddie. (It is Eddie or eddy? I don't remember now)
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What are you, @dr_richard_ew? I thought you were the Hopeless Romantic that @xvarnah was sneaking around with for a while. You guys don't need to sneak around though, it's cool.
Also yes its spelt Eddy, and yeah, I understand what it's like living with someone who has no skin
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and I do not "sneak." I'm quite open about my conquests - once @aviva informs me who exactly they are
@xvarnah I thought you didn't care about dating younger guys lol. Well, you're not entirely a cougar, I said you were mostly one
@dr_richard_ew Your comment is umm...what!? Lol
@jasonmon You have a fantastic memory! She had a baby for Stanley at the end. At least that's what the rumors say.
@dr_richard_ew I'm sure you were a dessert at some point...or not
@xvarnah Hmm. I'll have to think lol
Your turn to answer my question
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@dr_richard_ew it's hard to place a value on something invaluable
Ok I forgive ya
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(Points if you get the reference)
(Also sorry I dont get the reference)
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Haha that's probably for the best tbh :P
...because I AM THE ROUGH
Your timing is super ironic given tHe next line
Who wrote this?
(great read btw)
What script?
No you didnt
Dont scare me like that again
(I'm sorry D:)
@xvarnah Momma bear, how could you leave me!?
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@aviva, where have you been?? I saw the chat where you said no one noticed you were gone, but I actually did! And I think @xvarnah did too because she posted that apology squirrel. How is life?
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I did notice aviva was gone but I just assumed something had come up. The squirrel was more because I lost track of where her comments actually were and had no hope of finding them again
@jasonmon Whose birthday is it? Life got really really bad but things turned around for my good. Was almost homeless/houseless. Thanks for noticing. Life is getting much better. Thank God
@xvarnah That's ok ^^'