I drive both, but this is funny

I drive manual because that's the car I have.

You can still put the shifter in your ass even if you drive an automatic

Guys love acting like driving stick makes them hardened survivors of the good old days when we drank from the hose or some shit.

I drive my bicycle because I can’t afford a car

I drive manuals because you can hardly get autos in midrange cars in this part of the world.

I walk because my eyes don't allow me to drive

I drive manual because it was cheaper than the equivalent auto truck I wanted