Pineapples go into assholes too, if you are brave enough

I'll shove a pineapple pizza up someone's asshole.

@grimreaper What about chocolate on pizza?

Y’all can keep the pineapples and the assholes I’ll be over here with the pizza and my fellow virgins

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You really shouldn't put pineapple up your rectum. Pineapple is very acidic. Eating to much can cause your gums to bleed as the pineapple is literally corroding them away. I think you guys see where I am going with this.