Not me though, I'm anti-social af

Or we’re just really awful at making friends

I don't socialize because I don't get it. What's so great about sitting at a table trying to think of something to say? Just can't do it.

That's me at work. My colleagues spend all their time badmouthing each other, I don't have the courage to enter that type of discussions. They probably think I have an autistic syndrom at that point given how little I speak but I like it better this way.