So anyway, we start blasting?

Yeah, no

Also, no.

I wouldn't be able to afford the time off and I wouldn't want to inconvenience the hospital staff when someone might be worse than me

I mean it worked for whatever the shit is going around my office. “Y’all better not call in on closing” and now it’s a week after closing and goddamn everyone is leaking from an orifice or two.

Also sometimes patients can have the virus without showing any symptoms, while still being contagious.