About one in 1000 fur seals are born pale blonde

Your lies don't hold water

If I lie my lips be seal’d forever

You're just splashing water now

You made quite an ice breaker at the start but now the caps are melting

@scatmandingo You're under arrest

I'll fuckin kill him myself

Me? I just paid for a coat. @dr_richard_ew is the one who wants to personally club the seal. The sick bastard.

The only tucker I'm clubbing is YOU
*thump!*

Now he’s trying to assault me and take my coat! What the hell is wrong with you?!

MANY THINGS! But seal clubbing is not one of them!
*thump thump thump!*

I do not consent to this thumping and you cannot have my coat. It makes me look fabulous.

*burns you alive and steals your coat for science purposes*

Immolation is textbook cyber bullying

Shush
*puts the coat into a machine and turns it on, revealing 5 fully formed baby seals*

You don’t read good. 5000

*machine pops out 4995 more baby seals*

That’s a lot of seals. What are you going to feed them? How are you going to get them to their environment? Who is paying for their college?

Fish, teleporters, and meeeeee!

Well if they get bored I’m happy to take them clubbing.

I will wring your fucking neck

What do you have against dancing?

I have three left feet

Did your Mom tell you that by chance? She mentioned something about me having a “third leg” last time I saw her.

Well my mom only deserves the best

What the...
Why have you done this, Dr?

Because I love my mom

We all love his Mom on occasion.