Not mine but a local hospital in my hometown has one like this

Yes, take no effort to inform yourself of the possible reasons for your symptoms. Come sit in my waiting room until I deign to give you a cursory look, assume it’s the same issue as the last person who was vaguely similar, and accept my diagnosis as the word of God. Now take your prescription for opioids to the pharmacy so that you don’t come back any time soon.

Says the poster about to google search what a medical degree is

But, what about that time I watched my doctor Google search my symptoms?