But will she be coming in to work tomorrow? [Epitaph Autocomplete Game]

Here lies Rosalinas. She was doing some sneaky things to me.
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I didn't do nothing!

Here lies me. She’s not going around the world to see what she wants.
Well um... sure

Here lies Richard Ew. He was a good man and he was a good man and he was a good man and he was a good man (this repeats forever lol)

Here lies CaptBojangles. He was doing and how is your day going so far baby?

Here lies Xvarnah. She was a little bit of a problem so we had to do it for the good of all of us.
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I get the feeling I didn't die of natural causes

Here lies Scatmandingo, he was just saying he had to be done in a couple years and then he took it to the end.

Here lies Novelus. He was in a relationship and I don't think it is possible to have sex.
Uhm....why

Here lies Time. She was a little bit of a character, are you?

I'm sorry what.

Here lies Kat. She was like oh well that’s how it is.
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I really am a walking shrug emoji
“It do be that way sometimes”

Here lies Lydia. She was ready for a few weeks of the year.
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Uh, okay.

Here lies Melodie she was the first to say that I was her favorite kid and I loved it.
Lmfao
I guess I was loved by a lot of people and loved them like my own. Lol

Here lies Strangely Acoustic. He was a temporary password is the best.
...yes.

Here lies catfluff. She was a good life and the world of the living dead in my case again so I kinda really need to get back to you.
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I think I'm going to be a little zombie cat

here lies myfuckinggod. they were the first to go

Here lies strongsad. He was going back to work tomorrow and shouting to get the money.

Here lies famousone. He was the only one who had been on the left side of God.
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Okay.

Here lies That Creepy Guy, he was pretty good at that thing in his head

Here lies Savage. She was a boy and I love it
Hmm. That works

Here lies Jason. He was just a little bit confused as to why he was not going to be a quiet one.

Here lies karlboll. He was a small lamp.

Here lies me. She was a good friend to my mom.

Here lies Albert. He was the only thing that you are asking for

I mean she’s right

Here lies me. She was so excited to see you when you get home.
So sad, like a dog who died waiting for her owner to get back :(