The only thing to complete this scheme that's missing is a tinfoil hat

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Seriously though, Jupiter needs ears; bat sats all the way B.A.T.S. Big ass telescope system
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Duh! Tinfoil will probably help block the signals that the bats sned out. That's a brilliant idea!!
AND helps identify why the actual smart people are!