Got their wires confused, it seems

I'd love to know the full story of why they had to climb over barbed wire though XD

New NPCs for a campaign.

One time I was eating at a McDonald's and these old ladies were at a table near me and I heard "You'd be surprised how hard it is to suffocate someone with a pillow."

Overheard quite a similar dialogue between two young students on the bus, talking about their teacher who has "born out syndrome" and if this means you were born outside and why that would be bad.

I shall forever call it Bob Dwyer and you won’t convince me otherwise.