First ones to come to mind for me:
"Don't you worry child. Jihad has got a plan for you." [Original: don't you worry child. See, heaven's got a plan for you.]
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"You know, as a gay man I hate to lose." [Original: you know that's a game, and I hate to lose.]
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"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb in the shape of an elk on her forehead." [Original: she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead."]
Moscow. Enter the hymen store,
Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.
From Macy Gray “I Try”
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
“I wear goggles” when you are not here
"Don't you worry child. Jihad has got a plan for you." [Original: don't you worry child. See, heaven's got a plan for you.]
.
"You know, as a gay man I hate to lose." [Original: you know that's a game, and I hate to lose.]
.
"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in her thumb in the shape of an elk on her forehead." [Original: she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead."]
Two men are scorched and burned,
Indians are high.
Moscow. Don't worry, Phil is dead.
There lays the door opened,
Kite me a sign.
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
“I wear goggles” when you are not here