Looks like we have something else to worry about

But it's at least 33 creatures

Although your and their interpretation of the original report is highly incomplete, you are technically correct. However, it is vastly more interesting to report 33 previously undiscovered species unique to one cave. So much so, that it would not even be worthy of an article if there were just 33 creatures there.

Technically correct, the best kindof correct

True.