Reminds me of this great story:
My dad, when he turned 55, decided to be a smartass and get a cake shaped like a womans naked body for his birthday. The only people at the party was their two friends, and therefore along with that, their 3 kids (3 boys, all 3 of ages varying from 11 and under). After hanging out outside for a bit, the oldest one approaches his mom and asks "Could I have a slice of cake?" To which she replies yes and goes to slice him a piece. After which he asks "Could I have a boob?", to where his mom replies "I swear, if you say that word one more time!". So he replies, "Could I have a breast?" After that we all just laugh and he gets his slice of boob cake. She had to admit; that was clever
My dad, when he turned 55, decided to be a smartass and get a cake shaped like a womans naked body for his birthday. The only people at the party was their two friends, and therefore along with that, their 3 kids (3 boys, all 3 of ages varying from 11 and under). After hanging out outside for a bit, the oldest one approaches his mom and asks "Could I have a slice of cake?" To which she replies yes and goes to slice him a piece. After which he asks "Could I have a boob?", to where his mom replies "I swear, if you say that word one more time!". So he replies, "Could I have a breast?" After that we all just laugh and he gets his slice of boob cake. She had to admit; that was clever