It's so fluffy it's gonna die [Squeezing cute things]

Want to hear the worst part. Baby animals and humans are cute so we can fight the urge to kill and/or eat them.

That's why I want to squeeze so many fs users

I just like having them in my hands, or looking at them. Or teaching them bad words because their mother taught me bad words when I was squeezable. But mostly I like talking to them.

It's been 8,5 years and my brain still hasn't found a way to adjust to my cat's perfection, I still haven't squeezed her like a furry jam but I can feel the cuteness overload.