POV: you wake up next to me. You don’t know me so you scream and run

But I already know you

Bold of you to assume I'm conscious before I've had coffee.

I wake up. I am confused. I snuggle up closer. I go back to sleep.

i wouldn't run, that's for sure, maybe go make breakfast and bring it to bed

Then there is a me sized hole in your wall.

What are you talking about?
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I always daydream about waking up next to a girl and all. ( in a anime kind of way, nothing too sexual)

Why would anyone scream and run away from you?

I run downstairs to get the butterfly net.
Sneaking into my house.
Whispering “No one will ever believe you”

Me: wakes up
You: ....
Me (screaming): I'll run to get us breakfast

Do we wake up naked or are we still clothed because I could go to jail for being with a minor

I'd be hella confused but I'd probably say "hi pbachman21, so uh...how did you get there?"

Why would I even wake up? Just to suffer more in this terrible world?