Natural instincts kicking in while watching squirrels

I did give you a chance to get her back. All you had to do was get past the scalding piranha water. And you chose to leave her there *tsk tsk*

I called in my best guy for the job, if he fails that's not my fault

also who says I don't have another, secret plan

If @nelson is your best guy, you better have a backup. He won't eat the piranhas, they'll eat him.

Me and piranhas have an agreement but not because they can eat me. I like fish that eat other fish. So you better give back his mom

thank you nelson you are best boy

How did you come to an agreement with fish? What did you offer them? Also, a lot of fish eat other fish. And what about the boiling water (from a hot spring, so don't say it cooled off) @nelson

When you’ve eaten as many fish as I have, you learn their language from them begging for their lives

When you've been speaking English your whole life, you learn when @nelson starts to beg for his.

Even if you achieved an agreement with a fish it would last exactly how long? 13.579 seconds?

They remember me. I made sure of that

Are you giving them the flakes?

I doubt piranhas would be satisfied with that. They came for blood

Blood is cool but they'd probably also be okay with some McDonald's or something right idk I don't know piranhas

McBlood Burger

Tasty

McStrangelyAcoustic Burger *Mmm Tasty*

Can we go back to the days where @nelson was the one threatening violence and you were the innocent one just posting images of fish

I can post nice fish pictures while eating villagers... :( I'm pretty good at multi-tasking.

Idk fam nowadays you're doing seals and stuff and they aren't even fish... I'm sorry to say but the multitasking is lowering your performance

Talk about escalation.

@strangelyacoustic I'm not doing fish right now because I had a special edition request (you could pick any marine life that wasn't technically a fish). I'm going back to the normal ones after I finish that up.

Please, if nothing else, go back to normal. the villagers are afraid

Mars was... barren. Rust red and barren.

@strangelyacoustic They won't be afraid when they're on my dinner plate