Sign maker: there’s not enough space to put a child on the other side
Boss: well, you can have a lonely child. Put it on the same side
Sign maker: that’s not how seesaws work.
Boss: just do it
Growing up, the ice cream truck in our neighborhood had a sign that said “Slow Children At Play”. Whenever we heard the truck coming, my brother and I would start running around in slow motion so that we could be the slow children at play.
Boss: well, you can have a lonely child. Put it on the same side
Sign maker: that’s not how seesaws work.
Boss: just do it